I must be a fucking masochist or something, since I keep listening to terrible music and watching terrible films (Mean Girls 2, Good Burger, The Room, Birdemic, FUCKING BIRDEMIC OF ALL THINGS).

And now I come across Kidz Bop songs. “Hand you another dance”. Because you know, kids aren’t allowed to fucking drink. THEY COULD BE DRINKING LIKE ORANGE JUICE OR SOMETHING LIKE HOLY